I never played the old school XCOM games from way back. I did, however, play the reboot (XCOM: Enemy Unknown) and it was pretty damn awesome. I am afraid this will be too much of the same thing though. Let’s hope I am wrong.

Stages of the game

First impressions

My initial thoughts, in order:

  1. Performance is pretty bad
  2. It looks and acts very much like its predecessor (Enemy Unknown/Within)

Yeah, it is difficult for sure. I am so outgunned it’s not even funny. I did not have this much trouble playing Enemy Unknown. I am even playing on the “normal” setting. The timed missions give you way too few turns to complete the mission. I actually went and install a mod for that from the Steam workshop (I’d recommend you do the same).

This game really has me biting my nails because it’s so stupidly hard. And the fucking aim is broken as shit. I miss way too often.

I can appreciate that the game is challenging, because it feels pretty awesome when I do complete missions. It sucks that I have to resort to save scumming (you know, saving/reloading all the time to get the outcome I want) so much though. And it’s still fucking too difficult.

Oh, by the way, I found out that the excruciatingly long loading times when returning from missons can be drastically shorted (almost completely eliminated) by pressing caps lock. What. The. Fuck?

My experience with this game can go two ways. Either I keep balancing on the edge of losing (yeah, there’s a doomsday meter in this game too, just like in Enemy Unknown) and have a really good time with this very cool game, or the doomsday meter fills up, my campaign is over and I’ll never play this piss pool of a game again.

Somewhere in the middle


Nope. Nope nope nope nope.

The fucking doomsday was filled. I managed to push it back a little, but apparently I communicated with other countries too late. How was I supposed to know?

Let me be perfectly clear. This game is awesome in so many ways, but as a grown up person with a girlfriend, job and other hobbies than playing video games, I don’t have the time to look through a bunch of YouTube videos just to figure out how to play a game without being fucked in the bum ten hours in. I don’t have a problem at all with the combat. That challenge I appreciate. But I feel like I just threw a lot of time out the window. The damn doomsday meter also filled up on what was in otherwise a bad day for me, so it hit me right in the feels.

I still recommend this game and I will pick it up again sometime later when I have more time to spare, but if you play this, just be prepared for a very challening game that just might throw a “game over” at you after many hours of playing it.



I played a lot of WWE: Day of Reckoning for the Gamecube during my younger days. I also watched a lot of WWE, RoH, TNA, PWG and other wrestling humbug. I’ve not heard good things about WWE 2k15, but hey, it’s not very expensive and it’s really the only WWE game available for PC (I don’t have a PS4 just yet I am afraid).

My expectation is that this game will be better than my expectation… if that makes sense. I mean, I expect a pretty shitty game, but I think it will be better than that at the same time. Quite contradictory, but we’ll just have to find out.

Stages of the game

First impressions

This music. Seriously. Is this what the cool kids listen to nowadays? Awful, auto-tuned, feminine sounding male voices with crazy bass drops. And don’t get me started on the god damn menus. Every menu entry has an associated picture that has nothing to do with that particular option. Like, the settings option has a picture of the pale, Irish guy Sheamus flexing his muscles. What?! You’d expect a cog or maybe a wrench. I guess Sheamus is ye olde settings master here.

The create-a-wrestler mode doesn’t seem to have evolved very much since the last wrestling game I played (Day of Reckoning 2 for the Gamecube.) I do what I always do in this mode and create a big, black wrestler called Barry White with an, for his size, unnaturally acrobatic move set.

The gameplay is fucking awful. It’s so unresponsive, slow and I don’t fully grasp the controls. Why does this play slower than the old Gamecube WWE games I am familiar with? Hell, even Def Jam: Vendetta for the Gamecube has way better gameplay.

I should have trusted all the bad reviews.

Somewhere in the middle

I’ve been playing the career mode a bit. I became NXT Champion and moved on to Superstars. At that point, I couldn’t bear playing this any longer. This is the worst piece of shit I’ve played in quite a while.

The game does introduce some (at least for me) new features that are pretty cool, but that does not matter as long as the gameplay is this bad. How could they release a game like this? I will not be playing this any more.

I used to be a pretty hardcore wrestling fan (I still watch some PWG and that kind of indy wrestling at times) and I still hate this game. There is absolutely no chance in hell that anyone who is not a die-hard fan would want to play this. None.

It’s good that a WWE game was finally released for PC, but this does not cut it. It’s like if I’m starving, that doesn’t mean I’d be thrilled when being fed fucking poison. Stay away from this. Seriously.


Don’t play!